100 — V'Zot HaBerachah: What If The Real Blessing…
This week, it’s our last regular episode! We talk about crumbling empires, quibble about city names, and reflect on what we’ve learned about the text over the last two years.
99 — Haazinu: Can I Get a Selah?
This week, Lulav dabbles in limericks while David dabbles in being jock!Moshe, and we talk victorious puberty and becoming ungovernable
98 — Vayelech: Ice-Skating Tzadikim
This week, we talk DM slides, slippery roads, and smooth moves by Talmudic interpreters.
97 — Nitzavim: Am Bartholomew Chai
Ending the Consolations by judgementally flirting with G-d, with listener input!
96 — Ki Tavo: The Top Surgery of Kings
This week, we go back to our very first text! And talk different ways to make meaningful relationships.
95 — Ki Teitzei: Queer Futurities
This week, we discuss metaphorical tent design, not getting back with your exes, and the wonders & horrors of journaling
94 — Shoftim: Go Touch Grass
This week, we discuss contradictory approaches to consolation.
92 — Eikev: What Makes a Parent
This week, we talk about bioessentialist familial claims, metaphorical home renovations, Detransition, Baby via dash osmosis, and what Jeff has coming to him.
91 — Va’etchanan: All Flesh Is Grass
This week, we talk highways, similes, and living with suicidality
90 — Devarim: When Your Kid Becomes A Cop
This week, we talk about paradigms of childrearing, giving people space for low-stakes disagreement, and also Kanye lines from 2010.
89 — Matot-Masei: Born All at Once
This week, we talk about the human capacity to change large social institutions and which of us would fight Hashem behind a Denny’s
88 — Pinchas: Treated Like Children, Acting Like Adults
This week, we talk dream puns, new relationship energy, and famed pancake maker Jack Johnson
87 — Balak: The Rest is Commentary
This week, there’s mountains, love, and anti-assimilationist interpretations.
86 — Chukat: The Other Woman’s Son
This week, we dip into Judges for some half-sibling drama and its frankly unearned resolution
85 — Korach: Party Down In Stone Town
This week, we talk positive vs negative mitzvot, perennial queer discourse, and Shaul's coronation
84 — Shelach: Historical Hotties and Horrible Hebrews
In which one of the hottest women in history semi-inexplicably helps rando invaders.
83 — Behaalotecha: He’s Not Being A Yankee
This week, we talk dual loyalties — not in the antisemitic way, but rather in terms of when policy critiques are a call-in vs a call-out
81 — Bamidbar: SWERP
This week, we dip back into pornoprophetics with a sex-work-exclusionary radical prophet
79 — Emor: Big Transliteration would have you believe it's "zedakah"
This week, we talked hereditary leadership, divorce contracts, and illegal sweat.