41 — Va'etchanan: Attractive Heresies
G-d is really into monogamy with Am Yisrael this week.
40 — Devarim: R-r-r-recap!
This week, Jaz and Lulav edit themselves and decide the true meaning of family.
39 — Matot-Masei: Lesbian Farm Communes >>> War
This week, Lulav & Jaz wrestle with a story of genocide, plus Tzipporah is Elvis and the gender binary makes things complicated.
38 — Pinchas: Dating, Death Prep, and Decadence
This week, there's some good gay news, plus prison abolition out of repetition.
37 — Chukat-Balak: Flamiroads the Assspooking Angel
This week, Lulav & Jaz talk about deaths of main characters and destruction of whole towns, but also manage to laugh a bunch.
36 — Korach: Sacred Anarchy
This week, Jaz and Lulav are joined by Xava De Cordova to talk about how one biblical anarchist was a time-travelling visionary.
35 — Shelach: Redacted Scouts
This week, Tanakh is used as a pickup line, the Israelites are incredibly bad at Simon Says, and we spend some time getting to know Yehoshua, but kinda wish we didn't because he's a narc.
34 — Behaalotecha: El na refa na la
This week, Jaz and Lulav discuss with guest Julia whether Tzipporah has a polycule of gay dads and Miriam's magical solo adventure.
33 — Naso: More Like “Dropsy of the OVER IT”
This week, we talk about magic (and maybe abortifacient-filled) water, and 12 repetitions of the exact same thing.
32 — Shavuot: What’s a Jew, Anyway?
For Shavuot, Jaz and Lulav do some deep-dive learning about what it means to be a Jew.
31 — Bamidbar: Misparim
This week, Jaz and Lulav talk poetry, taking a census in the wilderness, and alternatives to the word “tribe.”
30 — Behar-Bechukotai: I Waited 50 Years and All I Got Was This Mortgage Reversal
This week, Jaz and Lulav talk shmita years, and also gay movie dates with friends.
29 — Emor: Ableism and Festivals
This week, we talk asymmetrical priests and the origins of Lulav's name.
28 — Acharei Mot-Kedoshim: Yes, THAT Line in Leviticus
This week, we talk half a dozen interpretations of a single line, and also “NO WIZARDS!!!”
27 — Tazria-Metzora: We Niddah Get Purified, Babe
This week, we talk blood rituals, 90s boy bands, and Talmudic voyeurism
26 — Shemini: I Warned You About Smells, Bro
This week, some poor unfortunate priest boys meet a sad end, we learn about Lulav's history of moirallegiance, and Lulav accuses Jaz of being cowboy-phobic
24 — Tzav: All Vampires are Gay Jews
This week, Jaz and Lulav talk about sacrifices and the failure of Christian source texts.
23 — Vayikra: Honey & Salt and Fix your Faults
In which Jaz & Lulav derive transformative justice from animal sacrifice and decide G-d is on spiro.
22 — Vayakhel-Pekudei: Holy Accounting
This week, Jaz and Lulav discuss some cool crafty women and the problems with gold.