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61 — Vayigash: New Trans Bones
Vayigash, Yechezkel/Ezekiel Lulav Arnow 12/24/20 Vayigash, Yechezkel/Ezekiel Lulav Arnow 12/24/20

61 — Vayigash: New Trans Bones

This week, we talk about goth performance art.

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60 — Mikeitz: Fetch Me A Sword
Mikeitz, Melechim Aleph/I Kings Lulav Arnow 12/17/20 Mikeitz, Melechim Aleph/I Kings Lulav Arnow 12/17/20

60 — Mikeitz: Fetch Me A Sword

This week, two single moms of unspecified employment get a satisfying yet ambiguous resolution from Shlomo

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59 — Vayeishev: On Occupiers' Time for 2500 Years
Vayeishev, Zechariah Lulav Arnow 12/10/20 Vayeishev, Zechariah Lulav Arnow 12/10/20

59 — Vayeishev: On Occupiers' Time for 2500 Years

This week, we discuss calendars and visions of a holy adversary.

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58 — Vayishlach: The Prophecy of G-d's Secretary
Vayishlach, Obadiah, Hoshea/Hosea Lulav Arnow 12/3/20 Vayishlach, Obadiah, Hoshea/Hosea Lulav Arnow 12/3/20

58 — Vayishlach: The Prophecy of G-d's Secretary

This week, we discuss a very short book and some wild stories.

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57 — Vayeitzei: G-d as Domme?
Vayeitzei, Hoshea/Hosea, Micah Lulav Arnow 11/26/20 Vayeitzei, Hoshea/Hosea, Micah Lulav Arnow 11/26/20

57 — Vayeitzei: G-d as Domme?

This week, we talk about a real bad husband, learning from our pasts, smooching bovines, and some highlights from Percy Bysshe Shelley and Taylor Swift

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56 — Toldot: Respect for Music-Based Celebrity
Toldot, Malachi Lulav Arnow 11/19/20 Toldot, Malachi Lulav Arnow 11/19/20

56 — Toldot: Respect for Music-Based Celebrity

This week, we discuss if G-d is threatening people or if a prophet is an exasperated lady or enby.

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55 — Chayei Sarah: The Prophet-Wife Tag Team
Chayei Sarah, Melechim Aleph/I Kings Lulav Arnow 11/12/20 Chayei Sarah, Melechim Aleph/I Kings Lulav Arnow 11/12/20

55 — Chayei Sarah: The Prophet-Wife Tag Team

This week, King David is a messy bisexual and there's a succession crisis.

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54 — Vayeira: Old Thou, Younger-Looking You!
Vayeira, Melechim Bet/II Kings Lulav Arnow 11/5/20 Vayeira, Melechim Bet/II Kings Lulav Arnow 11/5/20

54 — Vayeira: Old Thou, Younger-Looking You!

This week, there's some cute gay prophets who are also dads.

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53 — Lech Lecha: Don’t Have Heroes
Lech Lecha, Yishayahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 10/29/20 Lech Lecha, Yishayahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 10/29/20

53 — Lech Lecha: Don’t Have Heroes

This week, we talk hammer-based encouragements, raptor husbandry best practices, and what's worth believing in.

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52 — Noach: It’s The Captivity, Hazel Grace
Noach, Yishayahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 10/22/20 Noach, Yishayahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 10/22/20

52 — Noach: It’s The Captivity, Hazel Grace

This week, we cover a bunch of history and also define love.

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51 — Bereishit: In the Beginning, There Were Boyfriends
Bereishit, Shmuel Aleph/I Samuel Lulav Arnow 10/15/20 Bereishit, Shmuel Aleph/I Samuel Lulav Arnow 10/15/20

51 — Bereishit: In the Beginning, There Were Boyfriends

Welcome to season 2! We record in person for the first time and meet the Tanakh's gayest couple.

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50 — V'Zot HaBerachah: Snark for Screen Time & Sweet Send-offs
V'Zot HaBerachah, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 10/1/20 V'Zot HaBerachah, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 10/1/20

50 — V'Zot HaBerachah: Snark for Screen Time & Sweet Send-offs

This week, Jaz & Lulav finish season 1! G-d gets a bunch of new names.

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49 — Haazinu: In Which We Have Opinions About Poetry
Haazinu, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 9/24/20 Haazinu, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 9/24/20

49 — Haazinu: In Which We Have Opinions About Poetry

This week, we explore poetry, try to define a parent, and Lulav tells you to drop out of grad school.

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48 — High Holy Days: Sweetnesses, Whoopsies, and Huts
Holiday/Chag, High Holidays, Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur Lulav Arnow 9/17/20 Holiday/Chag, High Holidays, Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur Lulav Arnow 9/17/20

48 — High Holy Days: Sweetnesses, Whoopsies, and Huts

In this high holidays episode, we talk wacky noises, antisemitism-derived liturgy, and one of our many ways of marking novelty.

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47 — Nitzavim-Vayelech: Tenderqueers and Rude Gays
Nitzavim-Vayelech, Devarim/Deuteronomy, Nitzavim Lulav Arnow 9/10/20 Nitzavim-Vayelech, Devarim/Deuteronomy, Nitzavim Lulav Arnow 9/10/20

47 — Nitzavim-Vayelech: Tenderqueers and Rude Gays

This week, G-d models good public health and relationship boundaries.

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46 — Ki Tavo: Curse Mountain
Ki Tavo, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 9/3/20 Ki Tavo, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 9/3/20

46 — Ki Tavo: Curse Mountain

This week, we talk human hive minds and creative barrenness.

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45 — Ki Teitzei: When You Come Out
Ki Teitzei, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 8/27/20 Ki Teitzei, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 8/27/20

45 — Ki Teitzei: When You Come Out

This week, Jaz and Lulav work on re-interpreting things to make them less terrible, like the rabbis of old.

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44 — Shoftim: We Want "Justice, Justice," Not "War, War"
Shoftim, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 8/20/20 Shoftim, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 8/20/20

44 — Shoftim: We Want "Justice, Justice," Not "War, War"

This week, Lulav & Jaz discuss proper conduct for if you just gotta have a king, unfortunately.

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43 — Re'eh: G-d Doesn't Like Your Exes
Re'eh, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 8/13/20 Re'eh, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 8/13/20

43 — Re'eh: G-d Doesn't Like Your Exes

This week, Jaz and Lulav play with an extended metaphor about monogamy and knowing G-d

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42 — Eikev: The Opposite of Iniquity
Eikev, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 8/6/20 Eikev, Devarim/Deuteronomy Lulav Arnow 8/6/20

42 — Eikev: The Opposite of Iniquity

This week, Grandpa Moshe tells a really long story, the Israelites reject fast fashion, and someone gets a Tu B'Av date.

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