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81 — Bamidbar: SWERP
Bamidbar, Hoshea/Hosea Lulav Arnow 5/13/21 Bamidbar, Hoshea/Hosea Lulav Arnow 5/13/21

81 — Bamidbar: SWERP

This week, we dip back into pornoprophetics with a sex-work-exclusionary radical prophet

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80 — Behar-Bechukotai: Bleep Around & Find Out
Behar-Bechukotai, Yirmeyahu/Jeremiah Lulav Arnow 5/6/21 Behar-Bechukotai, Yirmeyahu/Jeremiah Lulav Arnow 5/6/21

80 — Behar-Bechukotai: Bleep Around & Find Out

This week, the conversation is 67% ADHD by volume as Jill joins us to talk mainstream Jewish youth organizations, agricultural metaphors, and an uncharacteristically small amount of musical theatre.

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79 — Emor: Big Transliteration would have you believe it's "zedakah"
Emor, Yechezkel/Ezekiel Lulav Arnow 4/29/21 Emor, Yechezkel/Ezekiel Lulav Arnow 4/29/21

79 — Emor: Big Transliteration would have you believe it's "zedakah"

This week, we talked hereditary leadership, divorce contracts, and illegal sweat.

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78 — Acharei Mot-Kedoshim: Builders and Falconers
Acharei Mot-Kedoshim, Amos, Acharei Mot, Kedoshim Lulav Arnow 4/22/21 Acharei Mot-Kedoshim, Amos, Acharei Mot, Kedoshim Lulav Arnow 4/22/21

78 — Acharei Mot-Kedoshim: Builders and Falconers

This week, we talk ghosts, patriotism, and big parental disses with The Hawk

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77 — Tazria-Metzora: Magical Separatists
Tazria-Metzora, Melechim Bet/II Kings Lulav Arnow 4/15/21 Tazria-Metzora, Melechim Bet/II Kings Lulav Arnow 4/15/21

77 — Tazria-Metzora: Magical Separatists

This week there are lepers, and so naturally we argue about genre conventions for ages

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76 — Shemini: Populist Dancing
Shemini, Shmuel Bet/II Samuel Lulav Arnow 4/8/21 Shemini, Shmuel Bet/II Samuel Lulav Arnow 4/8/21

76 — Shemini: Populist Dancing

This week, we discuss a pretty major Ark-related safety violation, a garment that only dudes who had top surgery should wear in public, and our jock king’s salacious worship

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81 — 18 June 2012: Tefillin Modus
Pesach, Act 6 Act 3, Act 6, Holiday/Chag Lulav Arnow 4/1/21 Pesach, Act 6 Act 3, Act 6, Holiday/Chag Lulav Arnow 4/1/21

81 — 18 June 2012: Tefillin Modus

This week, a transmission from a beta timeline - Jaz and Lulav meet Calliope face-to-face

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74 — Tzav: Mandatory Parent-Child Teshuvah
Tzav, Malachi Lulav Arnow 3/25/21 Tzav, Malachi Lulav Arnow 3/25/21

74 — Tzav: Mandatory Parent-Child Teshuvah

Apparently, we can all rob G-d.

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73 — Vayikra: Made to Glitterify You
Vayikra, Yeshiyahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 3/18/21 Vayikra, Yeshiyahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 3/18/21

73 — Vayikra: Made to Glitterify You

This week, we talk glitter, divine scaffolding, and magical craftspeople.

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72 — Vayakhel-Pekudei: Masculinity is a Solitary Prison
Vayakhel-Pekudei, Yechezkel/Ezekiel Lulav Arnow 3/11/21 Vayakhel-Pekudei, Yechezkel/Ezekiel Lulav Arnow 3/11/21

72 — Vayakhel-Pekudei: Masculinity is a Solitary Prison

This week, a prince is separated from the community and we figure out what to salvage from gender.

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71 — Ki Tisa: Cleansing Vibes
Ki Tisa, Yechezkel/Ezekiel Lulav Arnow 3/4/21 Ki Tisa, Yechezkel/Ezekiel Lulav Arnow 3/4/21

71 — Ki Tisa: Cleansing Vibes

This week, we talk pornoprophetics.

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70 — Tetzaveh: Everlasting, Everchanging
Tetzaveh, Yeshiyahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 2/25/21 Tetzaveh, Yeshiyahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 2/25/21

70 — Tetzaveh: Everlasting, Everchanging

This week, G-d is fractal, and names are everlasting yet malleable and also full of family drama

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69 — Terumah: Nice.
Terumah, Shmuel Aleph/I Samuel Lulav Arnow 2/18/21 Terumah, Shmuel Aleph/I Samuel Lulav Arnow 2/18/21

69 — Terumah: Nice.

This week, we don’t talk about numbers or music at all, and are extremely serious about regifting and war profiteering

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68 — Mishpatim: Instead Of Fiscal Oversight, What About None?
Mishpatim, Melechim Bet/II Kings Lulav Arnow 2/11/21 Mishpatim, Melechim Bet/II Kings Lulav Arnow 2/11/21

68 — Mishpatim: Instead Of Fiscal Oversight, What About None?

This week, we bear witness to hundreds of royal murders, and a slap on the wrist leaves a hole in the box

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67 — Yitro: What's Up with the Lips?
Yitro, Yeshiyahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 2/4/21 Yitro, Yeshiyahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 2/4/21

67 — Yitro: What's Up with the Lips?

This week, there are visions of G-d in a cute waterfall dress, and a gender-affirming ritual with hot coals.

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66 — Beshalach: Oh My Darling, Devorah
Beshalach, Shoftim/Judges Lulav Arnow 1/28/21 Beshalach, Shoftim/Judges Lulav Arnow 1/28/21

66 — Beshalach: Oh My Darling, Devorah

This week, Devorah judges her friend a little bit and Yael kills a tyrant.

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65 — Bo: As Sure As Miami Is Above Water
Bo, Yirmeyahu/Jeremiah Lulav Arnow 1/21/21 Bo, Yirmeyahu/Jeremiah Lulav Arnow 1/21/21

65 — Bo: As Sure As Miami Is Above Water

This week, we spoof some Woody Guthrie while talking about heifers

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64 — Va'eira: Awful Animal Appellations
Va'eira, Yechezkel/Ezekiel Lulav Arnow 1/14/21 Va'eira, Yechezkel/Ezekiel Lulav Arnow 1/14/21

64 — Va'eira: Awful Animal Appellations

This week, an ancient joke is preserved forever

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63 — Sh'mot: Mitzvah Shmitzvah
Sh'mot, Yeshiyahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 1/7/21 Sh'mot, Yeshiyahu/Isaiah Lulav Arnow 1/7/21

63 — Sh'mot: Mitzvah Shmitzvah

This week, we play The Name Game

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62 — Vayechi: Specifically Instructed Not To Be Gals
Vayechi, Melechim Aleph/I Kings Lulav Arnow 12/31/20 Vayechi, Melechim Aleph/I Kings Lulav Arnow 12/31/20

62 — Vayechi: Specifically Instructed Not To Be Gals

This week, we talk about a king's hit list.

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